By David Peel
Can we all please stop explaining how to leave a phone message at the beep? We got it. Really.
When they put thick metal plates over holes so we can drive on them, can we angle the edge a bit, like a ramp?
Also, are we only area that never thought to make the road to bridge road connections the same level?
Can we finally get the hot dog people and the bun people on the same number?
No one likes to speak to offshore customer support.
It is only 98% of lawyers that give 2% of us the bad name.
The food pyramid encouraged far too many carbs.
Low fat doesn’t mean low calories— even beer and sugar are fat free.
A bite of chocolate won’t really kill a dog.
Swimming after eating never gave us cramps.
Cracking our knuckles does not cause arthritis.
Quicksand is just not as big a deal as we all once thought.
Coincidence is often the atheist name for God.
We do not deserve dogs.
Life is not fair.
No one owes you anything.
No prayers go unanswered. But the answer is often “No.”
Travel is the only money you spend that leaves you richer.
No one on their deathbed ever wishes they had spent another day working.
The people that matter are the ones who will you surround you as leave this world.
Eternal life is a given. It’s location is up to you.
Peel seeks justice for those injured in tractor trailer and car accidents, medical malpractice, and disability. He often addresses churches, clubs and groups without charge. Peel may be reached through PeelLawFirm.com wherein other articles may be accessed.
